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***Designed exclusively by Nummy Nums Organic Pet Treats Kapolei LLC. This product is professionally manufactured and fulfilled by our trusted third-party print-on-demand production partner.***

For the ones who would rather spend Friday night with their dog than make small talk.

 

Our signature cropped hoodie was designed for dog people who get it. Featuring a premium washed black finish, an oversized relaxed fit, and ultra-soft fleece interior, it's the perfect everyday hoodie whether you're grabbing coffee, heading to the dog park, running errands, or cuddling up on the couch with your favorite four-legged sidekick.

 

The front keeps it clean with our signature Nummy Nums mark, while the back says what we're all thinking:

 

EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE.
UNLESS YOU HAVE A DOG.

 

Minimal. Comfortable. A little sarcastic. Entirely accurate.

 

Details
• Premium cropped oversized hoodie
• Washed black finish
• Cream puff-style graphic print
• Relaxed fit
• Designed in Kapolei, Hawaiʻi

 

Warning: You may receive compliments from strangers... especially if they also have a dog.

 

Material Information: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors) Disclaimer:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

 

Sizing ChartSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in34.0035.0036.0037.0038.0039.0040.0041.00
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00

 

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